The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn’t give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached

IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Staying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.

Clue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!

I’M LITERALLY WATCHING THIS EPISODE WHEN THIS CAME ON MY FEED!!!

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Teacher here. We had the opportunity to radically re-form schools during and after the pandemic. School systems instead chose to double-down on shit that hadn’t worked well before the pandemic.

I know. It gave away the surprise Japanese attack. Why would they get that away in the trailer? I didn’t see it coming!

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

That was funnier than it should have been

I saw “department store sale” and thought this was a strike over something very different

“Sir this is a Wendy’s Taco Bell”

Not to mention that the food stylists create something that isn’t even edible. They frequently use things that aren’t food to make it look more palatable onscreen.

Dammit, Mercury! Get back to being closest to the sun right now!

(Yes, I read the article. This is a joke)

You clearly haven’t dunked your nuggets in the Big Mac sauce.😋 /s