Is your name Thurman?.. Thurman Merman?.. Jesus.

How stupid must we all feel that we haven’t simply told Russia they’re not allowed to attack Ukraine? This could’ve been stopped a long time ago.

Never heard the vibration thing. That’s pretty sick. I have heard of animal fat though.

I didn’t mind the dark tower movie before since I knew nothing about the book series. I’m on Wizard and Glass now though and in hindsight… That movie was absolute trash and pretty offensive to the fanbase.

It just says other moons. Not all other moons. Meaning the meme isn’t untrue… Right?

Are you saying horny people wouldn’t fuck because porn exists? It’s a masturbatory aid, not masturbation itself. I cannot for the life of me think of an occasion where it would affect reproduction.

“I’m not going to go out tonight, guys. I’m going to watch porn instead.”

“I as a 16 year old would rather watch porn than get laid”

"I know we’re really hitting it off and it seems like we’re going to bang but I’d rather go whack off to a few videos on the internet "

Your comparison is more like hotdog vs a fork.

Porn is not a substitute for sex though.

https://runt-of-the-web.com/devil-baby

Yo, America. What the fuck are you guys doing over there?

Project Hail Mary is an excellent read. I’m recommending it constantly.

The Wastelands - Stephen King. It’s kinda nearing the middle of the Dark Tower series and it’s pretty damn good.

“I loooooove Hitler” -Kanye West

What the fuck, man?