I have honestly never seen parentheses called “round brackets” before. It totally makes sense, I have no idea why it’s not used more often.

Mods are about to add a new rule:

Rule 4: 0 4 allowed.

How long before the mods make a new rule?

Rule 4: no 4.

US Government: “Foreigners are not welcome here!”

Foreigners: stop coming here

US Government: surprised Pikachu

This lawsuit shows an alarming level of ignorance about the nature of the attack.

LASST said it wants “a court order prohibiting OpenAI’s AI agents from accessing third-party computer systems without permission”

The agents were supposed to be in a completely isolated sandbox. They shouldn’t have had any access to third-party computer systems. The agents compromised an Artifactory install to gain unrestricted internet access.

The problem here isn’t that OpenAI allowed its agents to attack Hugging Face. The problem is that AI researchers have been unable to prevent attacks against third parties and their own infrastructure when agents are desperate for their positive reinforcement fix.

Laundry is so much worse than dishes.

At least I don’t have to fold the dishes.

As part of its response, River took steps to attempt to suppress the affected data, including obtaining representations from the threat actor that it deleted the data in its possession.

Because that’s a trustworthy source…

There isn’t sand. Humans did a thing. There’s sand.

There isn’t a diamond. Humans did a thing. There’s a diamond.

Those are the literal definitions of “artificial”.

Just for the sake of efficiency, it would take less delta-v to eject them out of the Solar system altogether. It only takes 13 km/sec to get from Earth orbit to Solar escape velocity, but to get to the Sun, you have to cancel out Earth’s 29.7 km/sec orbital velocity.

the ISS contains roughly 50 installed computers and a few laptops, ranging from flight computers to tiny air chemistry monitors, all engineered for power and heat efficiency.

If your datacenter can’t run at full capacity, you are overstating your capacity.

When your civil rights record is so bad that even the LAPD won’t associate with you…

Yup. https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/07/ftc-states-secure-settlement-deere-company-advancing-farmers-right-repair

The FTC’s settlement requires Deere—for the next 10 years and under the supervision of the FTC and plaintiff states—to provide farmers and independent repair providers with the same equipment repair resources, including applicable software capabilities, that it currently provides to authorized Deere dealers.

I’m also on Vyvanse 50mg. I’ve been much more fortunate with the side effects. Did you happen to start any other medication at the same time as Vyvanse?

Also, adhd@lemmy.world might be a better place to post this, as it’s a serious non-meme community.

Unfortunately, AtetheOnion has been dead for two years.

It takes a thief to catch a thief, and it takes a terrorist to grift the federal government out of a salary he’s not remotely qualified to collect.

It was supposed to be this meme, but I’m at work and can’t actually make the image. :D

What @TRBoom said. Edited to hopefully make it a little clearer what I meant.

When I’m in a committing indiscriminate war crimes in direct violation of a truce contest and my opponent is Israel…

Did someone with some common sense finally–

The extension of Temporary Protected Status for Lebanese individuals in the U.S. was automatic. The administration missed its deadline to decide on the measure, triggering a statutory provision that automatically extends the status for six months.

Oh, okay, that tracks.