I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Just like Elon

Raising Canes - “if you don’t like our 1 sauce flavor tough shit!”

Nintendo with that big corpo energy

It’s more of a need than a want

“It’s too late, I already lost, bigly.”

Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…

Also, that thumb looks very swollen

This is not my beautiful wife

Mid tide?

Religion + Weapons = Bad Idea

Oooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.

Just buy a house. Easy.

You mean crooked Donald Trump’s crooked AG was crooked?

We are so fucked

Bros before jail hos!

And if you look closely, you’ll see me, under your foot, waiting for a sequel to Pirates

Dibs on thirdsies

And a waste of money

You can buy a shitty bus for $15,000