Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.

Philosophy students: Turn up with the textbook along with all of their notes, and write a dissertation on why it all qualified as “one-sided.”

Mitt Romney says “Hi.”

Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

Good Guys For Humanity

I saw the headline, and I automatically assumed that this was an actual “scandal” that Fox News was cooking up.

I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate…

And when you read their comments, you get through the first few pages and think, “Hey this isn’t so bad.”

And then you get to the part where you’re introducing your original work, and you start to wonder how hard it would be to live on minimum wage.

Edit: Thank you, kind stranger!

There was a time in my life when I was wary of wearing out certain songs, but now I just play them to death if that’s what I’m in the mood for. Life’s too short to deny yourself the pleasure of hearing a song that you really want to listen to…and if you DO get tired of your current earworm, so much? There’s so much great music out there that it shouldn’t be long before you discover something new that you can immerse yourself in.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Another day, another moment of being thankful for my dedicated .mp3 player.

I see no parody in this.

When the GOP sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are convicted felons.

Thank you! This was exactly what I was looking for.

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“Taking over”? This happened a long time ago.

NTA

I once had a class where, day one, the professor said something like, “If you don’t want to buy the book, that’s fine with me. I can’t tell you where to find a copy, but maybe one of your classmates can.” Someone raised their hand and started rattling off a few useful websites.

We know this what the real purpose of this is, it seems like they’re going to sell it as a necessary tool for people who are too stupid to use a basic search function? Per The Verge:

“Microsoft’s launching Recall for Copilot Plus PCs, a new Windows 11 tool that keeps track of everything you see and do on your computer and, in return, gives you the ability to search and retrieve anything you’ve done on the device.”

Oh, and apparently “Microsoft is promising users that the Recall index remains local and private on-device.” Something something Brooklyn Bridge…