oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence

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You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

why not stuff a pineapple with pizza itself? does it kill god? does it change the worlds polarity? does Italy disappear completely?

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

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A Power Strip?

Good, I could use some clown blood.

so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

It’s chowder

Beans

vacation? that would crazy.

“For Me…” gratingly said with vocal fry

but, I need to just sit and stare out the window for a while