This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license

I wish I didn’t know this :(

We are going on a 10 day cruise from Hawaii to Vancouver next year. This terrible joke and horrible variations of it will be told many, many times in my house.

I saw a puff piece about a billionaire banker complaining that remote work wasn’t working to defend his decision to force people back into the office. Lying piece of shit was probably seeing the value of his portfolio dropping