That’s the most likely scenario, but remember that when so few people bought checkmarks, Musk just randomly assigned them to influential people to make Blue look more credible/in demand than it actually was.

“They’re welcome here, they’re just going to hell if they don’t un-gay themselves.”

And it’s her natural color! Tons of black Americans have brown and even blonde hair, largely as a result of slavery. Penalizing her for her lighter hair color is just the cherry on the shit sundae of what we’ve put black people through in this country.

Yup. Great news, your cancer isn’t spreading as quickly as it was last time we checked! Now you may have 6 months to live instead of 3.

Can we get it to wear assless chaps while we’re at it?