Chuckles

Since it’s “good to be specific.”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baguette

Came here to say the same. He is brilliant. The MIT songwriting vid really highlights how brilliant he is.

https://youtu.be/LdtK_oiyJAo?si=VH994dmGLsQmA2y8

Granpa…is that you?

Oh the irony.

“…law firm it hired, Pender & Coward”

You have chosen…unwisely.

Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.

On a trip in Nola and took the kids for a treat at the Cheesecake Factory. 3 sodas and an iced tea was $21. Won’t be back for that reason alone. We are being fleeced.

Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.

RIP Yo-Yo Man. ♥️

Fried chicken and croissants.

Windows XP

Looking at you Teams Messenger. Oh, how I hate thee…

Duh. My bad. I shouldn’t comment when I’m 3 beers in and my glasses were in the other room. Thanks!

Love locks I believe. A couple writes their names on the lock, attach it to a bridge or structure and then toss the key as a symbol that their love is forever.

I’d buy that shirt.

I must be one too. I’m with ya.

Bought a fixer upper in June 2020 from a couple way in over their head. Zillow’s estimate puts me up 38% from my purchase but with everything Ive added/built/fixed, I think I could double the price if I wanted to sell it- cool house in a now popular neighborhood. Doing well, I guess.

Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.

When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.

Good times.

Edit: a word and a period

Didn’t even notice and I can’t not see it now.

Hitman 47