Given my username… I’m not really sure what would work.

The Kaikoura Earthquake in November 2016. Imagine lying between the rails of a railway track and having a freight train pass over you - our whole HOUSE was shaking like that.

And we were HUNDREDS of kilometers away from the epicenter.

Hurrah!

This wookiee is particularly sensitive

Sentient scrotum

I approve

Can confirm. I was an extra in these movies and now I’m on first name terms with all the local osteopaths.

I’m an archaeologist.

Back in the 1700s this wasn’t really a thing. Although there were folk, usually educated people like vicars and wealthy land owners, who called themselves ‘antiquarians’.

This mostly involved them employing the local unemployed to hack away at old burial mounds/tombs looking for treasure. Buggering up the archaeology for us future scientists in the process!

I think I must’ve missed this episode.

Son!?

Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqE_1rWNz0

Sound of a bobcat being waterboarded

Love me some Gormenghast!

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Just go with what makes your heart sing

Poor guy

Only if you use an iron

Ditto New Zealander

rustle squelch