Oh, that one’s easy! Just use the internet archivenevermind.

Seeing the creator write “actually,” instead of “oh yeah?” somehow feels wrong.

I, personally, am wholly against most of my DNA existing solely it can replicate itself. So what if getting rid of it is more effort than keeping it? I want it gone from my body. Goddamn freeloaders…

He*

OpenSuse needs no fork for it has no flaw. If you ever imagine that it can be improved, you should probably reconsider.

You’re not gonna believe this but early gen alpha were around when fax machines were still common.

Stop using butter.

🐈‍⬛🔃

Nono keep going.

Tantalium

Because platinum is also a concept. Nobody has gotten an aluminum record, or an aluminum medal. Some metals have ascended beyond mere utility into superficiality. Aluminium isn’t there yet.

But also… Imagine knowing that your child most likely was some amoeba in their previous life. Actually don’t do that.

Yeah but what if we imagine it’s real and convince everyone to believe it too. Surely nothing will go wrong!

In front of the integral

Dang, you guys are single handedly bringing that average down huh?

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

Extremely dirty. Why does nobody care about all the shit and litter out there? What caused such ignorance to form?

What genres are your bats listening to?

I just hate being told what (not) to do. If there is a solution to the problem, fucking let me solve it. I don’t need anyone’s permission or be told to deal with it just like every other schmuck.

I feel like my intelligence is being personally insulted. Any company deciding that I shouldn’t try to repair my phone, which is my property, because they believe I am too retarded to fix it, can suck a dick.