I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

As I’ve said before, G&T when you’re young means MANY G&T’s when you’re older.

Telling me you don’t?

Dweeb.

Where in the exact fuck does diaper don think he’s deporting US citizens to?

Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.

Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Genealogy sites.

Likely something upper respiratory in my early years, otherwise at 43 from gastro issues.

I see you @Kolanaki@yiffit.net

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

…

Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

I keep telling everybody that says the US is full that I’ve been to the fucking Dakotas and I disagree.

FR

My sites look great in comparison!

Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

I’ll eat cereal when we get it for the kids but prefer granola, over Greek yogurt. Otherwise I go for overnight oats.

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

Yep, inertia.

“Redditors vent and complain”

News at 11.

BURN THE WITCH!