I feel like he should be called the Moustachioed reedling

No we just get rebooted, in which case the side effects are Mandela effects and those points in history where we are all aware something definitely changed or glitched out overnight.

Hammond literally goes around gaslighting the entire group by saying “spared no expense” when in reality he cheaped out and cut every corner. His undoing was Dennis, who was the lowest bidder in a security contract. Instead of picking the absolute best, Hammond went with the lowest bidders. Even the T. rex fence should not have been so easy to break down, power or not. The entire park was built cheap and fast. Hammond was a capitalist playing conservationist.

Tiny bits of rock and shells is how ancient people kept their teeth clean, that and not consuming sugar every minute

I wouldn’t be surprised if they cause issues in pipes. I work in building maintenance and when sand collects in a horizontal drain it causes issues. Kitty litter is the worst because it turns to cement inside the pipes. But over time the beauty products add up im sure

“What do we do with all these old bottles sir?”

Just mineral or ground rocks work just as well. I hate my wife’s soft face scrub, i need that shit that feels like I’m scrubbing my face with sandpaper, to exfoliate well. They sell one that has ground up lava rock, i love that shit, and it makes me wonder why anyone ever thought plastic bits was a good idea

You should see how they lay eggs. Lots of people find it cursed but I like it. I’m partial to snails, i have a pet snail named Gail

If they’re in water the poop actually just floats over their head like a hat

Being pedantic about grammar is such a loser move

Actually bill Nye is a well known asshole, but keep defending your celebrity gods

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Oh wow, didn’t know Bill Nye also has a toxic, Rick and Morty style army of shit slinging white knights

He sure does like to pretend he’s the latter

Christ, it’s like playing whack a mole blocking all the Linux posts on Lemmy

I hope the children of ice agents despise them. I hope everyone who knows they are ice agents, treats them the way you would treat a pedophile or murderer. If you don’t want to be despised and depressed, don’t be an ice agent

The only opinion that should matter is that of the people the artifacts belong to.

“It’s safer with us” is an excuse that’s been abused by colonizers and raiders for too long.

Fossils are more than just bone in many cases, and study of bones can reveal what they were. Example is that T. rex had lips. How would they know that? By looking at the teeth and how they wear down compared to other animals like alligators, etc.

My grocery store has closed all lanes and replaced them with self checkout. The only one left is the express/lottery ticket counter. I always go to that lane and plop down my week’s worth of groceries and ignore the limit. I’ve already told them I won’t use the machines, not only are they frustrating and I have to call the employee over half a dozen times while checking out, but I’m a union worker and I refuse to use those damn machines.

Pop those cold fries in the air frier