Same difference

Oh look it’s a fake Christian. Someone who doesn’t follow what Christ told them to do.

And we are running it straight to hell

Who said America would be on the allied side?

Just because they are on the same side doesn’t necessarily make them allies. The enemy of my enemy is my friend…for now

The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal

History is repeating it self.

But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake

Good old George Carlin

Can we just blow up the stage when both are on it?

That percentage seems low

Lewis Black is still alive?

In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying

Karen and Billy Bob’s first date

Nope. The USA. More specifically, Arkansas. Home of the only public diamond mine

Public diamond

Hope they don’t come for your freedom of speech next

Man. Republicans just hate it when their kids try to use their freedom of speech

Do you have an averting to garlic or running water?

Yeah, the trout would be the least of our worries.