BootyEnthusiast

Gimme dat feral cat

Do you think he smokes weed?

I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi

Anyone ever drop an “upper decker” as a prank before?

Do you think that deer smokes weed?

Mouth Moods as a whole is so fucking good.

If the first 15 seconds of AC/VC doesn’t make you laugh, you have no soul.

What did you say exactly?

You keep skirting the issue when what you said was obviously BAD.

It was bad enough that it made you stop drinking. What did you say?

Pre-nerf izalith was absolutely bonkers. Those dragon butts would aggro from like a mile away, and I remember having to buy hundreds of arrows in order to progress.

Now you can just sprint your way willy nilly and not stress your ass about the non-aggro asses.

We need a healthy middle ground of threatening butts.

Smart elephant, that’s the cleanest water in India.

Nice Skyrim reference

What if I WANT to date a monster?

The ass was fat

Reloaded is still good and holds up in many ways.

Revolutions is a SLOG.

Hey, I actually worked on the marketing campaign for the game. We were the ones who shipped out review copies, handed out press kits and whatnot.

I still have an Eddie Riggs statue proudly sitting in my closet.

Ask me anything, I suppose.

And to answer the obvious question, we kind of knew about the RTS elements in the game, but not the full extent of them. So when the reviews came in blasting the game for being a bait and switch, that was fully justified.