Bonus

Fooking Proons!

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Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.

This is the way.

Only 9.99999 more years of this and you’ll really be getting somewhere.

You know it’s democracy when the policies of 340 million people can flip-flop based on the whims of a handful of moronic hateful shitbirds.

Imagine your loved ones …forced to live under French rule!

Gosh, Beav, if you’re the one talkin, why am I the one with my mouth open?

Would the plural even be mummies? I don’t know but I had to re-read because my dumb brain already went there when I got to the end.

Been slowly transitioning to a redneck area East of LA and been thinking we need guns purely for self defense from these psychos since Trump 1. My sister keeps saying, “Oh don’t bother buying guns. My husband has a collection and we can let you have some.” It’s way beyond time to follow up on the offer.

I should buy a gun.

Was expecting more of an Egyptian punchline.