Is it “what” or “wtf”? Latter makes a lil more sense to blur.

Why did that feel like a repurposed eulogy?

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Breakfast Cereal is cold instant porridge. We just usually eat it before it turns to the mush it was intended to be.

A potage is a category of thick soups, stews, or porridges, in some of which meat and vegetables are boiled together with water or milk until they form a thick mush. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_soups

∴ Breakfast Cereal ∈ Instant porridge ∈ Porridge ∈ Potage ∈ Soups

Well, we have both location gated and time gated populations, so observational study should be fairly trivial.

Nah. That’s all kids.

Cream cheese. If it’s not Philadelphia, it just isn’t quite right. I’ve tried every other brand, and I’ve, so far, always been disappointed.

He would’ve been fine, but the treatment didn’t fit

Eh… best lit review I could find only found that smell predicted preferences among non-birthcontrol-using fertile women. So… Smell nice around them maybe? Lit review

Imagine lightly salty cereal milk. It’s not bad really.

I don’t know that those have to be in conflict… If you make a 1 word change to the second. “Too many chefs spoil the broth”. Good to have extra hands helping, in almost every case - but only if the hands are well directed. If everyone thinks they’re in charge, or doesn’t know the scope of where they’re in charge, odds of success drop.

Did you hear about this guy’s ears? Neither did he.

These are the best. The Flex Firehose ones may not be super repairable, but they straight up last forever. I wore a rotation of 3 of these for 3 years straight before I saw the first fray.

I’m just waiting for the black hole to form just from the mass of the infinite people between 0-1 on the Reals track.

Cory Booker. I could see him saying it back, and that’d be nice.

On one hand, it would be nice for us to drop the smart plug here, but at least those can be entirely local-only. I highly doubt any device API would be local.

P-edo, p-eepee, p-enis. Has been known since the Steele Dossier revealed it’s likely existence that at least one of those “P tapes” are out there, in Russia, held as compromat over Cheeto Mussolini.

I mean, the main character, Westley, is literally The Dread Pirate Roberts. And there’s swashbuckling, sailing, and a ragtag group of outlaws who come together despite all odds to fight the crown and take it’s treasure (Buttercup).

That’s a pirate movie.