How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…

My company is moving to Windows 11, I had one of my service desk teammates tell me that for an IT support person I’m very critical of change

Before Windows 11 I was critical of change because every change came with no new training for my team and a giant email to the company explaining very lazily about the changes and with the same text at the end of every email… “Any problems call the service desk”.

Now we’ve lost active directory… Now I’m in a position where an incredibly incompetent IT security have restricted our access to intune and Entra and then the business wants me to still perform my daily duties as normal.

Upside is that same IT security is getting removed in the next few weeks.

Probably to be replaced by someone else even worse.

I just want to learn how to use Entra and Intune… Everything Microsoft touches turns to shit.

Active directory just worked… It was built when people at Microsoft actually knew how the operating system worked… None of those people are still at Microsoft…

As someone who has spent plenty of time on 4chan. It’s people from all over the world just wanting to be hugged, they are miserable but it’s because they want to be loved.

My 4chan experience is using the video game board almost exclusively for over a decade.

The right wingers hate black people and trans people and all only look for porn with black people or trans people.

4chan exists beyond the understanding of regular people. It’s lunacy, it’s maddening. But it’s fun.

Right wingers keep trying to force their nonsense ideals and then they go to the porn boards and look at interracial cuckolding and trans porn… They hate themselves and they take it out on the rest of us.

I am not an American, I’ve got so many problems with my own country.

Good luck to you Trans people… I’m a straight white man from Australia and I’m sleeping on the couch unable to avoid how scared I am of my Chinese wife. Anxiety and depression live in my brain telling me to kill myself all the time.

I wish I could be born with a different brain. Sorry that was insensitive… You’ve lived your entire life that way… I’m only at about year 25 living 37 years.

The formatting of my message got ruined… I had to use two returns or it all ended up in a giant wall of text…

(For people under 30, Return is what the Enter key is called… I don’t know what it’s called on phones… the icon on your phone that is going down and has an arrow pointing left).

I’ve been a hardcore PlayStation guy since I was about 9 when I got my first console the PS1.

Crash team racing is better than Mario Kart 64

Spyro the Dragon is the best 3D platformer of the late 90s.

I’ve had a PS2… That still works 22 years later.

I was in the great wars of PS2 vs XBOX.

I like Halo 1 and 2, I like Killzone 1, 2 and 3.

I was there at the beginning.

I was there when Sony moved their PlayStation HQ from Japan to America.

I was there when the quality of good JRPGs and adventure games plummeted so we could be fed a new call of duty and FIFA every year.

These days I’m PC, PS5 and switch. I will not be buying a PS6 or a Switch 2.

It should be mentioned that… I’d rather throw myself down a cliff than buy an Xbox.