This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia)… so yeah, fuck everything about this.

Ironic that he’s an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Now I’m not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you’d get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

You could call it one series of books, technically.

Sardine oil would like a word…

Mine never turns off the fucking radio

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

You might like Remnant or Remnant 2, I think.

Eh, idk. I’ve been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn’t seem that out there. I’ve seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.

I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.

You leave my board games out of this

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.