I don’t know about rewind. As a child of the 90’s, you lay that sticky label on there, let your older sibling press the freshly burned disc onto it, and bam, you have a homemade mix CD before Lars can shut down Napster.

As a Metallica fan, I do repent my Napster days, though.

I can’t read this without hearing Papa Roach, “Disassociate so I don’t try to lose my head…”

I’d make a point of playing my favorite Slipknot and Pantera songs the moment my flight landed in their country.

Aw, Marge, you can always afford Dollar Tree. Their philosophy is that everything is a dollar!

If you’re lucky enough to date a Ben, you don’t ask questions, either. I dated one. He left me for something called an Allison. 😞

If you change that line in the middle to y=2, and restrict the domain on the other functions, you can have a circle that just contains a capital A. Just in case you want to know.

Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.

He wasn’t illiterate though. His character was just rather simple, and wholesome. I never thought his character was stupid, just perhaps autistic.

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I’ve had this experience; the poverty, not ozempic. I didn’t have a job first year of college and basically starved. My BMI was under 18. Everyone said my eyes looked sunken.

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Anything Pantera. You don’t need a link. Just Google.

It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.