You know the constitution says nothing about whether the president is alive or not. I suggest we elect Lincoln again

By the time I’m done with that smoothie they’ll wish they sent me to conversion camp

The VP promoted to P can nominate the new VP so we get an endless dosedo of Trump Vance oh god kill me

Best I can do is drink a smoothie made from frozen berries because nothing is really in season right now

Well that was fun.

OK so don’t deface drumpf - instead replace Washington with Epstein

But how can men be men if they drive that pussy little thing? Only 23 kWh and 70 bhp? I bet it couldn’t even hold up my truck nuts. /s

Suddenly the names given to various strains make more sense

Snowblower bidet? Now that’ll make you pucker

My new one has heated handles. I feel like a wimp because those things are awesome and I can’t go without anymore.

I think this is so there can be no council sessions that might be discussing the obviously over-censored and incomplete dataset released tomorrow before the GOP can sit their butts on billionaire owned media networks (hint: all of them are billionaire owned now) and give the idiots who listen to them their opinions.