Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

In Canada we call that Tim Hortons

Hey, you know what they say about our generation: At the age of 10 we were 30, and now at 50 we’re still 30.

Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

Look, the one thing I am genuinely, no kidding surprised about is that he didnt try to sell tickets to see the mugshots taken live, at like 25k a pop.

So you’re saying if my parents had let me play video games, my childhood traumas would have been easier to deal with. Those f%*&ers…

DANG! I like that one, i’ll put money on that next time!

WOA! awesome reference, took me longer than I care to confess to get it!!!

Season 4, deep cut! Sensing we’re both from the same generation…

jibbitz

I did not know what that is until you made me look it up. Which I now regret, I must say.

Because this needs to be done 1000% right, there is no margin for error, everything has to be done in an iron clad manner that cannot be dismantled by half-assing it. Indicting a former president is a first in the history of this country, and this former president is nothing short of a cult leader with millions of unshakable followers, many of whom are armed to the teeth and ready to burn this country to the ground for him. So this has to be done very friggin carefully.

Alan Rickman was universally known as the kindest, most generous and gentle soul. Yet he kick-started his movie career by playing one of the most memorable villains.

It’s not just America. It’s the whole world right now.

Yeah, I think I’ll have a muffin today…