That’s incredible!

Burn it! 🔥 however, record it burning and then post it on Facebook and tag every Christian you know and share it to all of the pro-maga groups on there…profit.

I never had to come out, because my dumbass brother did it for me.

There’s no winning even when you’re forced to comply. Bastards!

So they took notes from the titan submarine homies.

I’ll be glad when that motherfucker croaks. He’s getting on up there! I can’t wait.

Oh, I’m getting semaglutide. Maybe that’s the price difference.

Oh man, I’m sorry. I’m only paying $70 out of pocket (not going through insurance).

Ask your doc to send your prescription to a local compounding pharmacy rather than getting the name brand stuff. Works the same at a tenth of the cost.

Nah dude, while that sucks you’ll still have a job for the foreseeable future.

Except…DEATH!!!