In this economy that’s the only kind of ass I can afford!

I like Bernie and he is not wrong but this is screaming for a particular gif:

The problem is when you collapse the wave function from “someone else” to “that specific candidate”. It’s great to say"Anyone would be better than him" but that’s how you end up with a candidate who isn’t as specifically bad as him but still does nothing but fuck over their constituents.

I always support adding more specificity in filtering and search options.

I’d like this gif to stop being so relevant but:

They’re gay AND they like sinking rich people’s yachts? Truly nature’s perfect animal, sorry crabs you got pushed to second.

You’re not tricking me into eating Rocky mountain oysters again.

I should go get a meat mountain, hold the foreskin.

Tech savvy people are capable of mitigating those realities. And those who can not or chose not to are equally as allowed to decide such things for themselves.

We use the tools of our oppressors against our oppressors.

Look, undeniably some coding languages are miles better than others, but I don’t think any of them would fall under my personal classification of what the word “fun” means…

Anthropic: We stole that fair and square!

This came up in a recent post and pissed a lot of people off. To be clear: large vehicles increase the risk of fatality when someone is hit by a vehicle, but the leading CAUSE of accidents is distracted driving and the leading increase in accidents since around that same timeframe has been the increased prevelance of smart phones.

You speak the truth. Over a decade in the south and over a decade in Utah, Utah is MILES better by comparison in just about every single metric.

Except during an inversion.

I also goon to characters from movies I’ve never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.

Look I know this is an odd hill to die on but Fun Fact! stores can legally detain you if they have reasonable suspicion you’re shoplifting. They are allowed to use reasonable force to prevent you from leaving until police arrive. The one caveat here is they don’t have immunity if they falsely accuse someone like the police do.