Good news! Consumers are spending more!

It’s the sound that you make when lifting something heavy. Nothing to do with naming.

Wouldn’t refining companies like that?

So many European elected politicians would love to have such a high rating… I’m always surprised at the high numbers in the US.

The Cadets were told that they would be in “near space” (as opposed to “outer space”), causing only a 30% loss of gravity, which was compensated by “gravity generators” built into the ship; this highly improbable explanation was believed.

Mind boggling.

Wtf. Everyone knows you do it with m&ms, not smarties!

It’s only 21:00, we still have lots of time!

Sadly, dictionaries will likely edit their definitions one of these days.

The risks of shooting your family with a swimming pool are amazingly small though.

That’s when I build my current machine. Looks like upgrading is off the menu. Again.

Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?

Is it like Greektasy, only a bit further west, or something else entirely?

“It saved a lot of paperwork for everyone involved”

Soooo many raspberry pis…

Fucking Disney at it again!

Odd. I’m running two distributions, and I think they’re both fine.

(None are Arch btw)

They also make nice little glass mugs. Just saying.

Here’s 'totally regular balls, nothing to see here" now.

I meant without dedicated circuits, obviously. Can’t it be parallelised? Many cpus have a lot of relatively idle cores at a given time…

I remember that my 486 had trouble with mp3 files, but soon enough, I got a new machine with many more spare cycles.

Acting.