You need your toothbrush to be able to contact you in case of emergency!

What do you think they should do?

Swallows could grip it by the husk?

Oh, the Master Control Program?

But who’s making money? All the AI corps are losing billions, only the hardware vendors are making bank.

Makers of AI lose money and users of AI probably also lose since all they get is shit output that requires more work.

I remember those stupid “funny” office posters “it’s the computer’s fault”. And now here we are…

Which of course was turned into:

“A computer can never be held accountable, that’s why it’s perfect for management decisions”

Wait, weren’t hipsters hip? I thought that was the whole concept.

You’ll have to speak French or German though.

Lol, “All” the ports? No. Some of the ports, probably.

he is an intense method actor, going so far as to send used condoms and dead rats to production companies and costars during the filming phase

Wait, I don’t think that’s how method acting actually works.

Even worse, it’s actually last Tuesday.

Actually, no. Technically they have guns because their government didn’t want to pay for a standing army (they’ve still changed their mind, in case you didn’t follow US politics too closely).
They’ve just been making innumerable wacky excuses since then to try and make us believe that having 35 rifles and 122 handguns was perfectly normal.

The cartoonist for Dilbert was kind of fun, then he started to be kind of weird, then he became really odd, then he turned into a total weirdo, then he died. The end.

Oh Switzerland, you’re so silly.

The thing is, there was a (twisted, yes, but actually there) logic to what the Reich did. What the US does appears to be fairly random as they change their mind every other week, and their rants rarely, if ever, make any sense.

Well, true, that was probably poorly worded.

They’re still doing something bad: changing the status quo. They’re turning our system into something different because new users want it to be like another system. Maybe they ought to use that other system instead? Or mac os which is kind of a hybrid concept.

Are we going to have to endure the mess of directories they get to enjoy in windows as well so users don’t feel lost? What other convenience should we forfeit and hide at the bottom of a menu because it frigtens the noobs?

Linux isn’t windows, it’s different, things are different, learn something different, or use something else.

Better than nothing!

You also need a torch, I think.