This isn’t even satire… The Onion is really struggling to beat actual news in absurdity lately

Onion was quick on this one

So the 0 calorie label on water is now a lie?

What a walrus gumboot thing to say

Better than Fr🤮nce, which is too offensive even for this list.

Sounds like we should be using Waymo way less.

Actually, that would fall under the “or provide subjective negative reviews of the game”. Because reviewers are only allowed to have an opinion if it’s positive.

You realize that it’s much easier now to make a game than it was two decades ago (see other comment)? That digital platforms make it more accessible for buyers to get your game? That the overall trend in the industry has been to get a game out as fast as possible then try to patch it after the fact, when that wasn’t even an option two decades ago (internet existed, sure, but not everyone had good internet)? Sure, the quality of graphics may have gone up, but everything else has been left behind.

Also, saying that people complaining about price is out-of-touch, is itself out-of-touch. Most people have even less purchasing power now than they did two decades ago and you want us to pay even more for a product inferior to what we would’ve gotten years ago?

I know quite a few people who can’t stand that movie. Now, that’s just, like, their opinion, man.

Nah. More like a mechanic’s candy cane. A M’Candy Cane, if you will.

I did it ONCE and got burned so bad I’ve never even considered it ever again. Just Cause 4. So bad, it’s not even on the lists of biggest letdowns. A letdown of letdowns.

I’d honestly buy Satisfactory again with how much fun I’ve had in that game.

Replaying FO3 for the first time in ages and through TTW. A few sprinkling of mods to make the game feel more modern and omg is it a blast.

They had us in the first half, ngl.

Schrödinger’s versioning: you don’t know if it’s stable or not until you observe something breaking.

$2000 a month, utilities aren’t included

butt terfs

I use mine almost daily. I just like not having to worry about battery life. Quality on a $50 pair of IEMs is ahead of a $150 pair of BT Bose I got as a gift once, so that’s another plus.

For all those complaining about the wire snagging, I run it under my clothes. Barely feel it and it doesn’t snag anywhere now :)

least sexist 4chan-er