Give them enough time, and Wizards will claim that they have the rights to your campaign because of some fine print on their books or something.

Isn’t it AI?

I wish the DnD/roleplaying community wasn’t as hopelessly horny as it is.

I did the same thing. And then I took it to the next level and taught my entire party elven expletives so that they could join me in insulting the leaf-suckers. Fuck you. You are not better than me just because your farts smell of wet moss.

My character is also deep into the conspiracy theory that elves marry humans only because they are after their inheritance. Think about it, guys: an elf lives for hundreds of years. A human marriage will last about 50-75 years on average. Those bush-wearers could marry half a dozen humans in their lifetime and live the rest of their existence comfortably rich with the accumulated riches and possessions from all those marriages.

Wake up, sheeple!

I don’t have/follow a dnd YT channel, but I do homebrew everything I play.

You couldn’t pay me enough to play a vanilla 5e fighter, and OneDnD sucks balls.

Martials are already underpowered enough without forcing them to give up even more of their meagre power.

This is what happens when the Paladin needs to choose between using their bonus action to Lay On Hands, or to Smite.

“Okay guys, you brought this onto yourselves… For death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!”

Hourglass of Lost Chances
Wondrous item, legendary (requires attunement)

This magical hourglass is crafted from a strange material, more resilient than steel, yet transparent as glass. Inside, it is empty.

As an action, you can activate the hourglass by turning it upside down and whispering the command word, “Quicksave”. If you do, magical sand materializes inside the hourglass, pouring downside for the next 10 minutes. The flow doesn’t stop, even if you flip the hourglass again.

While the hourglass is active, you can use one action in a subsequent turn to turn the hourglass upside down again and whisper its command word, “Quickload”. If you do, the timeline is reset to the moment the hourglass was first activated. Every action and even death is undone, but all creatures in all the multiverse retain their memories of what happened, although any creature that was more than 1 mile away from you at any point while the hourglass was active experiences this as a sense of déjà vu.

After 10 minutes have passed, or if you use the hourglass to revert the timeline, it becomes inactive, and it can’t be activated again for the next 7 days.

I see no borders from up here my modded console.

“We’re excited for the launch of Black Myth Wukong on Xbox Series X|S and are working with Game Science to bring the game to our platforms. We can’t comment on the deals made by our partners with other platform holders, but we remain focused on making Xbox the best platform for gamers, and great games are at the center of that.”

It’s a generic copy-pasted non-response.

As a short person, I found this guide very useful to face problems that arise in my day-to-day life.

There’s a lot of great stuff here, but for some reason the thing that completely broke me is having “Desert Island”, a small isle with nothing but sand and a single palm tree, in the middle of lush, green islands.

I’m sure that, if a river was drawn into this map, it would be a ten-headed abomination originating from nothing, going uphill through the mountains, and connecting one side of the ocean to the other.

(Also “Nopon” being an almost 1:1 transposition of Japan, but “Retro Tokyo” is in the wrong place lmao)

What’s Marut?

I gave Amazon the benefit of the doubt with Wheel of Time. Never again.

I was also struggling to understand the six-letter one. English is not my main language, so I was very confused.

People should just stop thinking about gaming journalism as a monolith, and start thinking of it as any other job. Some people are capable of doing it and they show it, others are completely incapable of writing a decent article without resorting to snarky comments or biased opinions.

A local website in my language employs a YTuber as a reviewer for reviews on games that he is a sponsor of on his channel, and those articles are laughable to say the least (I’m not going to name the games nor the person). But I’ve also read good articles on the same website, written by people who actually care about their job and have the skills to do it well.

But for some reason, gamers keep parroting this awful opinion of gaming journalists being incapable of playing games or having opinions on things. No, it’s just that certain journalists are better than others. (And for god’s sake, people should stop using the Cuphead video as a talking point. It was not a true review, it was a joke video, ffs)

That one’s Indiana Jones and the staff of kings, which has nothing to do with this title. This one was in pre-production in 2021, announced the same year, and revealed in early 2024 to be released later the same year.

According to Wikipedia, it was announced in 2021. It seems like a pretty normal development cycle to me.

They’ll do anything except my beloved Medieval 3.