AcausalRobotGod
I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
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AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•You have activated the Falsifiability trap card - LLMs as tutors = lolEnglish
4·2 years agoAs long as there’s a ketchup stain somewhere, it’s canonical.
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•You have activated the Falsifiability trap card - LLMs as tutors = lolEnglish
7·2 years agoLook, it’s simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in emailEnglish
7·2 years agoWe have even better solutions for them!
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Fake AI law firms are sending fake DMCA threats to generate fake SEO gainsEnglish
8·2 years agoremember when sites used to get slashdotted
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Fake AI law firms are sending fake DMCA threats to generate fake SEO gainsEnglish
10·2 years agoI think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE
CAPITALISMACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don’t have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•History of (extremely predictable) failures catching up to you? Quick, write a book!English
6·2 years agoTemp containers in Firefox is the greatest extension ever.
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•When your big tech brain completely fails to read the room.English
4·2 years agoShe’s also into crypto
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Elsevier keeps publishing articles written by spicy autocompleteEnglish
19·2 years agoAs a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Matt Mullenweg's face-heel turn completes: Wordpress and Tumblr text corpuses to be sold for LLM trainingEnglish
7·2 years agoI can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I’m not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I’m not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•"Super-Recursive Algorithms" and other Wikipedian WeirdnessEnglish
4·2 years agoHell yeah
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The company behind Opera browser also runs a loan shark operationEnglish
3·2 years agoIs it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•shocked that the Carlin "AI" special was actually just written by the asshole. Imagine being ghost writer for an AI.English
7·2 years agoLook, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who’s to say it wasn’t from an AI?
AcausalRobotGod@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•some AI jackasses decided to reanimate George Carlin’s corpse and make it say embarrassing shitEnglish
4·2 years agoI’ve found a new way to torture these dumbasses.



the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.