I use my finger to unlook the phone, but after 5 attempts, it will always ask for my password. So if I am going to be searched, I can conveniently use the wrong finger 5 times and lock it with password. It won’t revert to fingerprint unlocking until I entered the password once.

After that, I have a duress password that will erase everything on the phone except the OS.

If you are at risk in the US, consider getting a refurbished pixel and install grapheneOS. You’ll sleep better.

The speedrunning to collapse keeps getting better.

Come on, you coward! Lower the rates by at least a 2% by the next month! We need the economy to collapse faster!

I still don’t have time for you, but I managed to find a couple minutes to explain you why:

I don’t have time for those who assume a lot of bullshit out of two lines in which nothing of what you said is even implied and then try to lecture others with a patronizing attitude of someone who looks like they’re just looking for a fight.

Oh… you are that kind of user… Yeah, I don’t have time for this. Have a good one.

There’s this small particular detail… almost unimportant, that many just forget about…

Modi is not threatening to invade Europe every day.

Imagine being a fucking fascist who loves the taste of trump’s ass.

That’s more like it.

And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They’ll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

Ok, now listen to me. Please, PLEASE, never again say something like

it’s a very stupid take even in its own framework

You never know who’s reading this and I guarantee you that there is always someone ready to take that as a personal challenge.

My experience with Animal Crossing started on the DS with Wild World, as I’m sure it did with many others. The game drew me in with its colorful villagers, daily routine, and slice-of-life feel. Years later I got back into the series with New Leaf on the 3DS, putting hundreds of hours into it. The progression system felt just right, and the level of customization for my villager was a real treat. However, when I finally got a hold of New Horizons on my switch, I couldn’t help but feel let down. Rather than a town that felt like it moved on when I didn’t play, I felt like I was in total control. Villagers would have to beg me to let them move out, rather than just leaving on their own. Everything felt a bit too… Doll-house in its design?

Are you me? No, wait, I started with the gamecube game back in the day, but for the rest… are you me?

I got new horizons expecting it to be just a better new leaf and it was a huge let down. I spent hundreds of hours in new leaf, I barely made 40 on new horizons and only because I had friends to “play” with (if you can call it play, the game was so empty of everything!). Even the upgrades to shops and the house were a letdown.

I will definitely try the mod, because I miss the old animal crossing a lot!

Italy here. I LOVE bikes, I do part of my commute by bike (the rest by train) and I wish my city made even harder for cars to drive in the city in favour of bikes.

With that said, we need a law like this here because e-bikes are a new kind of hell for everyone:

• Most of them are easily modifiable so they reach up to 50km/h without having to pedal. Making them electric motor-scooters.

• Because of this, they are basically a free for all: no need to respect traffic laws, red lights… fuck, they even pass pedestrians in the sidewalk at speeds that are superior to the speed limit of the street for car

• Also because of this, you better pray to not get involved in an accident with one. If you are on foot and get hit by one, they will simply run and let you in the ground. And if you are in a car… well, tough luck because you’ll have to pay for your own repair even if they caused them.

And most of these assholes work for delivery companies like deliveroo, just eat and similars.

So yeah, since we can’t have nice things, give me a law and fuck all these assholes dearly.

Search “trump letter to norway”.

This.

The manbaby is not smart enough to understand politics. He just understands force. By not doing anything “by force”, he just keeps being a manbaby while the world drifts away from him without him even realizing.

What’s going to happen here is that one day, the turd will start another tantrum and, instead of saying “yes, sir, you are right, now let’s keep being friends”, the same people will just look away the same way a parent ignores a kid throwing a tantrum over a snack they did not get.

Can we be done with 2026 already, please? It’s been one fuck of a decade.

I think the word you were looking for was “decades”.

You can see how this is AI because they clearly removed all those Spanish retirees that would have their towel and beach umbrella planted there way before those dirty “guiris” came back from drinking at nearly 12.00.

Yes, but not when you are burning so much money without getting any of it back.

He said sometime ago that ads would be “the last resort”, so here’s that too.

You don’t need to memorize them. Imagine the book is, idk, The lord of the rings. Just set the password hint to “rings” and look it up online or in the physical book if you have it.

I use a password generator for daily stuff like most common logins. For something like a “master password” #or something really important, I use something really simple yet effective:

take a book you like, take the first phrase of it and change the first vowel of each word with the most similar number (i.e. A and 4). There, extremely secure password and easy to remember.

If you need a hint, use a word of the book title.

Lives can be replaced. That’s what women are for.

But what about CEO bonuses, huh? What about a lost quarter bonus because the company didn’t earn enough? That quarter passed and the poor CEO skipped their bonus! That’s simply evil!

/s just in case.

Why would they charge the Gestapo officer for following The Party Directives?

If anyone thinks he’ll face charges at federal level, they’re delusional.