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*Matrix

“Personware” sounds like Elon’s brain implant plan

I’m sure then you’ve also seen the basement of Cosmic Pizza

Mick Gordon is in? I’m in.

I guess that makes twice now that Adin Ross scissored Andrew Tate.

Only this time it was metaphorical.

have mind

Might wanna fix that typo 😬😅

Don’t buy any of those toilet tank tablets. They often will corrode and wear down the tank valve over time, and your toilet will start to run on its own (or could even break).

White vinegar is good on any wood or porous surface because it’s small enough to get inside and kill the biological things (black mold, etc) while bleach just tends to just clean the surface and evaporate quickly.

Candle, pfft I put em in the microwave

I honestly wasn’t often enough when I was young lol I say let em

And yet you’re still here

Unfortunately it’s not going to stop ill-informed Americans from sneering “yeah, how’s that communism going for CHEEYIANAH” if you mention Medicare for all

Yeah, seems Dave’s always had a problem with misreading the room. Still does, just is bitter about it now

And here you are baiting, strawman after strawman

This is exactly why the phase “can you spare an ?” makes sense.

Spares aren’t just for yourself.

The thunk and all the silverware and glasses rattling lol

This take is riddled with naivety.

Not only will Meta read, train AI on, aggregate and datamine, and correlate this data with your real identity, but when Meta announces that “the easiest way to be on the fediverse is to just use Threads” then all the people who avoided Mastodon because it was “too complicated” to sign up, all the people who are basically already signed up because they scroll Insta all day, will go with Threads instead of spreading the load out.

As smaller instances start to drop off under the load, under the lack of interest as threads grows and they shrink, merely mirroring the traffic of a centralized corporate entity, users start to flock to threads for its reliability and speed.

Then Meta pulls the plug, since “no one really used this ActivityPub thing anyway, it was too technical”.

Threads isn’t about beating “X” (lol X is in a death spiral, it’s only a matter of time), it’s about ensuring the Fediverse never rises up.

See what happened with Google Talk and XMPP.

Processes that run on the same system can run as different users (including kernel) which is used for privilege separation. This can still allow a program in userland to peer into otherwise restricted system processes or the kernel. Every system is a “multi-user” system, even if there is only a single human user.

Front-loaders usually restrict you from opening the door before they’re drained, or else some idiot would flood their apartment.

No, the second one says “Sept. 8th 2023” and that last panel is obviously British (you can tell by the teeth) /s