Spaghetti, or penne?

In theory you could have a system that monitors input and then uses a precise amount of water to vacate the bowl.

When a car is following another there is a safe speed for the distance between the cars. If the person in back can’t maintain the proper distance, it is the person in fronts responsibility to maintain the proper speed.

And every one of them is hot.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

As a politician is it a good thing to tell people you have brain worms?

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

Or a penis, both are inevitable outcomes.

fuck tha police

What if the cheese is Brie?

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

The people who vote for them are ignorant and angry, and the people who fund the gop are the only people who benefit from their policies.

it’s a win for some employees, what they will do is get rid of the expensive workers that have been there for years and hire more new people.

I would bet that they end up making more money after the pay raises.

I can’t wait for basic human functions to be subscription based.

Cause George knows to shut the fuck up and vote properly, they care fuck all about who the politician is as long as they vote along party lines.

Not just yelling at kids, just being in a house where people are verbally abusive can fuck a person up, if my parents were not yelling at each other they were yelling at one of us kids. to the day 30 some odd years later just being around someone who is pissed off triggers my anxiety.

We live in pretty much the same situation as op, the only shelters near us charge $75 to drop off a pet unless you live in the city.

Last time we did it we lied about our address and name the guy obviously didn’t believe us but took the dog.