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  • 1D10@lemmy.worldtoMemes@hilariouschaos.comContaminated
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    2 months ago

    There is a video around where a female officer pulls a folded dollar bill out of a woman’s bra, starts to unfold it and falls to the ground shaking and kicking, moaning for narcan, her partner freaks out and runs to the car to get it while hyperventilating, he gives the other cop 2 doses and starts screaming into his mike that ems needs to bring more narcan. This whole time the handcuffed Methany is just standing there watching the show. Turns out there was no drugs at all the lady cop just lost her shit.


  • 1D10@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldMine is brown
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    2 months ago

    So years ago I was into mountain biking, and decided I was going to buy a decent bike, well the model I liked was sold out but the guy said " if your ok with yellow I’ve got one in the back we can’t sell" ended up getting the bike I wanted, in yellow, and he gave me $50 off. I started telling everyone yellow was my favorite color and at this point it really is. It’s fun cause it is probably the least favorite color so I’m constantly find things in yellow when the other colors are sold out,also yellow things end up in discount bins. It’s been 25 years now and I honestly get a happy feeling when I find something I want in yellow.










  • Works like this, cop gets told to look out for your car. He sees you and follows you, sooner or later you do something that let’s him justify pulling you over then he asks you a bunch of questions and decides you are acting nervous, or smells alcohol, or smells pot. Then he either convinces you to let him search your car or he gets a dog to come say it smells drugs, or and this is my favorite he gets you upset by getting in your personal space and amping you up, then when he quickly reaches for your arm and you jerk away he can arrest you for resisting. Then they search the car to make sure everything is documented for impound, then they seize money and expensive things to make sure it isn’t connected to any crimes.

    Charges against you get dropped or you plead to something lesser and you walk, but now you have to prove that your shit was legally yours.