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I went to the doctor with suspected hearing issues. He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”

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I went to the doctor with suspected hearing issues. He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”

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Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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I said yes, “Homers fat, Marge has blue hair, Maggie is the brains and Barts a nightmare”

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Solid punchline. I may not have laughed but it did leave me Groening.
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  Decist please! Haha.

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