Disney Castle, but worse! It even has a mullet just accentuating how fake and stupid it looks. Texas, give me a break.

Here’s the listing

  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Imagine if this was real… How would the planning of sich a thing gone?
    “my Lord, what doth he wisheth for his new castle?”
    “MOAR TOWERS”
    “but, I am sure my Lord is aware that towers are most effective when integrated onto a protective wall, so shall we put a wall around my Lord’s…”
    “I SAID MOAR TOWER! MOAR. MOAR!”
    “As… my Lord wishes. Now… What doth my Lord wish to put on the back of the castle for defense?”
    “ON THE BACK?! WHO WOULD ATTACK THERE. ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?!”