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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago

Man who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasion

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Man who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasion

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago
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GEORGE, NB - Despite no self-defense training and being incredibly out of shape, cell phone kiosk employee Wade Creamer, 27, has often described to friends his plans for countering a potential home invasion.
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    Muhammad Ali wouldn’t even need a pistol or knife to make me run away screaming.

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      I think Ali was named after the 1800s guy.

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        Correct

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