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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Why don't adds are about two things at once so you get more adds per add?

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Why don't adds are about two things at once so you get more adds per add?

RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    need ads for the combination taco bell and urgent care

  • Gorillatactics [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    If I was a big brand I would try to ban 95% of ads. My brands reputation is getting tarnished by sharing a space with ads about mobile games.

    • stink [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      My friends share the most heinous youtube ads we get with each other. Some of them are just straight up porn, on youtube.

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    isn’t that what movies are for?

  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    :kelly: Addvertisement

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s like that PSA where you think it’s going to be about granola bars, but then the mom slips on a toy car and falls into a glass table and you find out it’s really about home safety

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Surprise is key to memory retention, there could be a series of this “Person advertising product A dies horribly due to lack of product B”. Every add starts the same so you are eager to find out how they gonna die

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        I like it

        Really get in on making every living moment an exercise in abject terror

    • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      And the toy car is Hotwheels TM

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Subplot A and subplot B of the ad. Mmm, just like classic Trek.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Why don’t the ad agencies addle you by adjusting each ad to have additional ads?

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Two whole ads in the 30-45 seconds they get nowadays is simply too stimulating for the human brain. People’s heads would explode. For more information, consult the documentary 20 Minutes Into The Future.

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.netM
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    They already do this lol

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Didn’t tide do that for a super bowl?

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