I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I’ve worn them like this, but not with stuff in every pocket. With the pockets all empty it feels normal enough. iirc I tossed a water bottle in the supercargo pocket and it was fine.
If I stuffed everything to capacity, I’d probably need to tighten my belt. But having that many pockets is unreasonable anyways.
The task suspenders were made for!
Task-tical suspenders?
I made those too:
Holy Santa clause shit. The whole look is quite something!
There’s tons of MOLLE compatible equipment. Is there a point where it is impractical and ridiculous with what you can fit on them?
I’ve all but filled it up and I’m self aware enough to know it looks ridiculous, but I’m something of a fashion maximalist. I don’t think anyone actually needs that much on their pants for any practical purpose.