“Oh, so you guys actually fly Flying Saucers?”
“Yes, it’s the most efficient design for faster than light travel.”
“Okay, so what is up with all the probing?”
“That’s just how we greet people.”
“Oh… Yeah FYI that has a bit of a different connotation in human culture.”
“23 Skidoo! You all are space aliens?”
“I guess from your perspective, yeah.”
“Golly gee! What’s that strange box there that can play tunes like the gramophone?”
“It’s called an iPhone.”