(D.C.) The president unveiled on Friday his plan for November, all in on a beloved 80’s classic, the humble California Raisin.
“We used to love them, didn’t we? They would sing, they would dance, like no one has ever seen before.” Trump told reporters via Axios.
He’s already taken to Truth Social to put out AI generated memes of the raisins arresting immigrants while wearing a MAGA hat.
“I think this is the correct course of action for the midterms” Senior Advisor Dan Bongos told us. “Everyone loves the raisins and wants them back and only the president can do that”.
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