We all remember the movie store, don’t we? I loved going to the movie store. I never considered someone might have grown up in the movie store. The place where we all went to buy(?) movies.
The Thread below is gold too, it just got caught in the screenshot.
More from movie store guy because he is otherwise the most generic person:
Everyone on Threads posts like they’re using the JD Vance strategy to distract from being mentioned in the Epstein files 1000 times.
Everything that pops up on there has that internetty speak to it. All that shit like “didn’t you do a good adulting today” and “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”
The weirdness here feels more authentic than the banal aesthetics of Threads