(NEWARK) Veteran ICE officer Dan Bongos was pronounced dead at the scene Thursday afternoon at the field office he was attached to. Officer Bongos was known to the community for an altercation earlier this year outside an area bar where he discharged his service weapon at a dove sitting on his car while intoxicated. The ricochet from the bullet struck 3 patrons leaving two hospitalized. Sergeant Chad Truckly who oversees the office said Bongos took the new gloves with him into an empty bathroom stall and attempted to “pleasure” himself, only to send 500 volts careening through his body via his testicles, the result killed him. Trump took to social media to eulogize officer Bongos, “He was a great patriot and a great man. He died doing what he loved, serving himself, and his country. RIP IN PEACE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - DJT”.