Now if you’re an ancient Egyptian spirit and you’re here to get mad and possibly out of a twinge of fear that YOU are a cringe Millennial Item user, I’m near certain that if you’re even on this website in the first place that you’re one of the ones who topdeck every duel. But most were sent to the Shadow Realm.

Millennial Item holders were faced early on with a dark truth of reality. They have witnessed the failure of Industrial Illusions. They have they have borne witness to a great failure of their 3rd rate dueling ability, a great failure of their 4th rate deck, a great failure to have strong cards.

– S.K. CEO of Kaiba Corp.