I wouldn’t be taking any credit for most of this. This poster would be better served if I could find Leonardo Da Vinci or something and give it to him.

“Putting electricity through quartz changes it’s shapes, that’s clocks” 😮 what?

“Make aerofoil go fast and you can fly, here’s a vague picture of a wing.” Excuse me?

I think I can pull off finding mouldy food and hot milk so I’ve got that, I guess.

Saying that, if I made a time machine, I imagine I would understand the things in this poster.

Ackchyually… what you invented is not pasteurization, since the guy it would go on to be named after hadn’t been born yet. Name it after yourself or your cat or whatever.