air horn noises
“Yo what up Sus Army it’s the Sus Boys!!! And we got a dope ass guest today, SoundCloud rapper and social investigator Anal $exxx!”
more air horns
“Yo so I heard you had some mind blowing findings on who caused the Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse.”
Nah it’s easier cuz you have no social life! I don’t have any dates to go on or friends to party with so I might as well record myself opining on whether the earth is flat.