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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

After a hard day's work of watching other people work, it feels good to crack open a can of the only petite beer for job creators: bourge lite

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After a hard day's work of watching other people work, it feels good to crack open a can of the only petite beer for job creators: bourge lite

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

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The joke is that bourge can be pronounced kinda like bush. Also petite = small = light kinda. The joke is funny now that I explained it.

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Thank you for explaining. Jokes reach maximum humor after being explained
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After mowing the yards of their datcha with a K-700, the diligent worker cracks open a Borscht-lite

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