Never liked milk chocolate past childhood, never understood why people don’t like dark.
Then I read Europeans here and on reddit talking about American milk chocolate tasting like vomit. Now I can taste it. Thanks for fucking me up Eurotrash! I’d have preferred to remain ignorant about that particular thing. Next you’ll tell me American cheese isn’t real cheese.
If you like breathing, you don’t actually like oxygen. You really like nitrogen.
What do you mean sugar? It’s called milk chocolate because there’s milk in it.
- Marabou 52g sugar
- Lindt 48g sugar
- Cloetta “no added sugar” 25g polyols
- Coop 53g
This is just a small sample from a grocery store. Sure there exist low-sugar dark chocolates, but it isn’t the default that distinguishes it from milk chocolate.
Dark chocolate tastes like ass.
Either you haven’t eaten ass or good dark chocolate. Either way I’m offended but can still help fix the issue
Or, maybe you have shit taste. Dark chocolate sucks full stop.
I think you missed their invitation to eat ass.
I already stated that I hate dark chocolate, why would I put it in my mouth on purpose?
