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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago

Thoughts?

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Thoughts?

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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    12 days ago

    Very appeeling

    I wouldn’t split at the sight of it

    Banana

  • JDvecna [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Low tier jelly

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      12 days ago

      Should have used boysenberry

      • the_weez@midwest.social
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        Boysenberry is the shit!

  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    12 days ago

    i’m tempted to try this, but i’m scared i’ll like it


  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Like the idea, but feel like the hotdog bun is too much bread

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      ive never had a crepe but maybe we can invent some kinda crepe tortilla

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Still healthier than a hot dog.

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    too dry, but might be interesting if they made the bread from cake

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Drink a glass of milk with it.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Got me and my coworkers laughing at its absurdity

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    Too starchy/sugary. Maybe works for dessert

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    That shit would slap if I was drunk (which I am).

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    I hate everything about this. Well done.

  • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your counters are so clean I’m jealous

    • Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      11 days ago

      I stole this image from elsewhere, unfortunately. My real counters look awful.

      • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I feel you. Awful counters gang

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Bob Dole is interested

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    no notes.

  • GoodBleanis [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I do this but no jam. Also I do a PB and banana burrito by wrapping the banana in a peanut butter coated tortilla.

    It’s fast and ok

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      why not do roasted plantains and black beanut butter

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        xok-og i need to eat that

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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          When i say black beanut butter i mean like season them like sos pwa nwa or haitian black beans (a little salty, spicy, a little sweet (apple cider vinegar) etc (not too sweet bc of the plantains and whatnot) bc i think that’d go together good

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    Good flavour composition. Way too glycemic.

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