• kossa@feddit.org
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    1 month ago

    I am offering the same, but I am willing to pay half of it as taxes. Then Trump can hire another hand-picked contractor to fuck up the pool from my tax billions.

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      Same deal doubled but 2 thirds go to the ruling party as tribute. Again, no nukes. And each gets a gold watch and a blue patch from the reflecting pool made into a commemorate pin. If you have dementia it comes with your name and phone number. You might not know it’s your name so there will be a reassuring message telling you that. “You might not know it’s your name”.