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Quote from my wife on this topic
“You could pull a statue if you really wanted, but you are lazy, introverted and never go outside”
Your wife hit me in the soul
Well yeah, because she knows you got her and compared to her that bitch ain’t nothing
So nobody then =/
My man is hot enough to pull any woman he wants for sure
Weird that this meme popped on youtube and lemmy at the same time - _-
Hm, weird indeed. You might want to hire a private investigator
Hello
What’s your report chief?
First you need to hier me, but I heard you need a private investigator. What a coincidence. I am Magnum P.I.
Gotcha, tho, i’d like to see your curriculum. Do you spend your days basking in self-loathing on a monochrome appartment?
Definitely self-loathing
You’re in chief. Don’t forget your gun, we robbin some datacenters
When we met, maybe. After years of letting myself go? You only tolerate it because you did too. Love you babe.
this gives wholesome polyvibes
It’s meant as the opposite, of the jealousy of a partner making them look at any girl you’re talking to suspiciously
read it as “i believe in you, you can do it”
How I read it, too - I don’t really get monogamy
Yeah, my wife is great for my self esteem :-)
Part of a conversation with her last night:
Me: Of course, I let him down gently
Wife: Why?
Me: He’s only 25
Wife: Why would that matter? Go get your rocks off
