It took me way too long to notice the pizza was AI generated…
Artificial Ingredient highly processed food is the worst!
Alright you got me here. 3 redbulls today, even sugar free, kinda fucked me up.
But importantly I met my arbitrary corporate deadlines! No I won’t be recognized for my sacrifice! Why did I do this to myself?
Yeah even the sugar free factory produced foods and drinks are bad for you
I get my caffeine from double espressos
I can do away with the beer… but can I keep eating my men in pajamas who use smartphones? if I keep to one a day, lightly seasoned?
what’s even the alternative, toast?
You can but you need to remove the pajamas first.
Obviously. Pajamas are made from plants.
Wait a cotton picking minute - no pulling wool over your eyes.
I was just trying to call out people not getting high quality sleep of sufficient length.
