They call it Parker because it’s almost, but not quite, the right thing.

If we’re going to this amount of trouble, wouldn’t it be better to replace the monolithic kernel with a microkernel and servers that provide the same APIs for Linux apps? Maybe even seL4 which has its behaviour formally verified. That way the microkernel can spin up arbitrary instances of whatever services are needed most.

GTFO, you’re the brainrot ai slop hosting TikTok company.